You know your a true baller when:

1. You cant resist goin to da gym

2. everytime you walk around you act like you doin a cross over

3. everytime you see a basketball you have to touch it

4. when you watch basketball you try to coach from the sideline

5. you fell in love wit da movie love and basketball

6. your fav. movies all got to due wit b ball (he got game, above da rim, white men cant jump, coach carter, sunset park )

7. when see a basketball game you get da urge to play

8. you naturally talk shit and hate to lose

9. when it comes to basketball you wont take no for a answer

10. Finally you do it for tha love of tha game